Excerpt from the private diary of Mikhail Andreyev, First Lieutenant and Professional Right-Hand Man

[aphelion-orion.livejournal.com]

Kiske-tastrophy (noun):

1) realizing that The Commander has been or is in the process of getting shot, stabbed, or throwing himself in the path of a death laser

2) realizing that The Commander is gone and however do you manage to do in a day even half the stuff he usually does before breakfast and placate seven foreign heads of state and rescue a whole orphanage of, well, orphans, and will somebody in God's name please set the Vatican on fire already?

Comments

[twigcollins.livejournal.com]

LOL, oh Andreyev. Just bend over and assume the party submissive position and someone will be along to escort you to the party. It's for the best.

[verstehen.livejournal.com]

The only real response to this is: <3

[infant-queen.livejournal.com]

Daww, Andreyev (L) I swear, he's the most awesome OC of all time.

*Squee*

[celadonite.livejournal.com]

Somebody needs blood pressure meds.

[celadonite.livejournal.com]

Come to think of it, 'Ky-tastrophy' might sound better, but it's hardly becoming for a subordinate to call the messiah by first name.

Now look what you did to the poor man

[aphelion-orion.livejournal.com]

How would he live with the utter disrespectfulness of even thinking— it's not like The Commander didn't offer but that's just what he does because he's nice to everybody and that doesn't mean you can just take liberties and also—!!!

Re: Now look what you did to the poor man

[celadonite.livejournal.com]

It's called breathing, you might want to try it these days.

"Andreyev, are you alright? Your face is very red."

Re: Now look what you did to the poor man

[aphelion-orion.livejournal.com]

Ky just said, "Breathing is for other people," in a very mild, matter-of-fact way. The sad thing is, someone on the force probably believed him to be able to go without.

[raging-tofu.livejournal.com]

Oh Andeyev XD
While your worrying is adorable it can't be good for your health. Maybe a nice cup of tea from The Commander would help to calm you down?

[aphelion-orion.livejournal.com]

*grin* Worrying is half his day job. He'll probably end up picking up the tea habit since even though he isn't a tea drinker, the Commander was is, and that means everyone at the office will be making tea out of reflex.